CONK - Cat(s) Only No Kids

So, we made up a new acronym for a very specific (and fabulous) group of people: CONK. If your life revolves around cats, naps are scheduled around feeding time, and fur on your clothes is just part of the look—this shirt is for you.

Whether you’re a proud DINKWAC (Dual Income. No Kids. With A Cat.) or SINKWAC (Single Income. No Kids. With A Cat.), the CONK tee lets the world know exactly where your priorities lie… and they definitely involve whiskers.

Soft, comfy, and dripping with attitude, this shirt is perfect for errands, coffee runs, lounging at home, or reminding everyone that cats > kids (and your cat agrees). Makes a great gift item for childless Cat Moms and Cat Dads and designed for laughs.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Proudly declares your childfree, cat-obsessed lifestyle

• Guaranteed conversation starter (and a few laughs)

• Comfortable enough for couch cuddles with your cat

• Lets everyone know you’re Team Cats Only 

Premium Quality
We use Bella Canvas tees for ultimate style and comfort, as well as minimal shrinkage.
Unisex Tee:
Our tees are not gender specific and are designed to look awesome on you no matter who you are.
Retail Fit
This means our tees don’t fit like your standard, boxy promo tee. They have a closer fit without being overly tight or restrictive, enhance the wearer's shape and provide a more stylish and fashion-forward aesthetic.
Fabrication:
Solids: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
Ath. Heather and Black Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly

SHIPPING
- Free Shipping on orders over $75

- Orders are typically processed within 2 to 5 business days. Allow 2 to 6 days for orders to be delivered once it ships.

- Shipping rates are weight-based and calculated by select carriers at checkout.

- You'll receive a tracking number once your item is shipped 

RETURNS & EXCHANGES
We want you to LUV your new item(s). Returns on apparel are hassle-free within 30 days. Learn more.