My Dog Thinks I'm Cool
Let's be honest. Your dog knows people better than most people do. And if your dog thinks you're cool? That's basically a character reference you can take to the bank.
This one's for the dog person who knows their pup's love is unconditional, unearned, and totally unbothered by your flaws. You've been endorsed by a creature that eats grass on purpose.
Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to earn a smile at the dog park, brewery, coffee shop, or anywhere dogs are welcome (which should be everywhere).
Because your dog has excellent judgment. Obviously.
✔ Perfect gift for dog lovers
✔ Great for dog moms and dog dads
✔ Soft, comfortable retail fit
✔ Conversation starter approved
✔ Designed for people who like dogs more than most humans
And every shirt helps out pet rescues, which is the one thing here nobody's joking about.
Fit & Fabric
Soft from day one. Built to stay that way.
We use Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 and 3001CVC — not your average giveaway tees.
Incredibly soft — from the first wear
Made with purified Airlume cotton, processed to remove 2.5x more impurities than standard cotton. Super soft and feels like a broken-in favorite, not a stiff new tee.
Minimal shrink. Holds its shape.
Made with a premium CVC cotton/poly blend that’s designed to minimize shrinkage and hold its shape wash after wash. No surprises out of the dryer—just skip the high heat.
Prints that actually last
We use premium full-color heat-applied prints — widely considered the best in the industry. Vibrant, flexible, and built to last; not the kind that flakes off after a few washes. Made with OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified water-based inks, so it’s safer for you and a little easier on the planet.
Sizing
Women
True to size for a relaxed fit. Size down for something more fitted.
Everyone
Unisex sizing. Side-seamed for a modern shape — flattering, not boxy.
SHIPPING
- Free Shipping on orders over $75
- Orders are typically processed within 2 to 5 business days. Allow 2 to 6 days for orders to be delivered once it ships.
- Shipping rates are weight-based and calculated by select carriers at checkout.
- You'll receive a tracking number once your item is shipped
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
We want you to LUV your new item(s). Returns on apparel are hassle-free within 30 days. Learn more.
