Name: Funny Dog Coasters
Brand: Luv the Paw
SKU: COASTER-STOLE-FOOD
Price: 4.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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Charges: Stole Food

Never Paid a Bill

We Don't Have Leftovers

I Drink Wine

Dogs, Beer & No Alarms

Don't Need a Therapist

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Funny Dog Coasters from Luv the Paw are humorous square drink coasters for dog lovers, dog moms, and dog dads. Each one pairs a painted-style dog with a punchline every pet parent knows too well. Made in Nashville, Tennessee.

Your dog has never paid a bill, never left a leftover, and never once felt bad about it. Now your coffee table can say so.

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Charges: Stole Food. No remorse. Not sorry. A mugshot for the counter surfer.
Never Paid a Bill. Still acts like he owns the place.
We Don't Have Leftovers. We have a dog.
I Drink Wine. So I don't choke people. For the wine lover after a long day.
Dogs, Beer & No Alarms. The official weekend lineup.
Don't Need a Therapist. Just my dog and some fresh air.

Details

Size: 3 3/4" square x 1/4" thick
Black rubber base grips the table and keeps rings off your furniture
Full-color printed top
Made in Nashville, TN

FAQ

What size are these dog coasters?
Each coaster is 3 3/4 inches square and 1/4 inch thick, with a black rubber base.

Are funny dog coasters a good gift?
Yes. They work as stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, hostess gifts, and easy add-ons to a tee order. Mix designs to build a set for the dog lover who has everything except matching coasters.

Who makes these coasters?
Luv the Paw, a small pet-humor brand based in Nashville, Tennessee, known for funny shirts and gifts for dog and cat people.

Does my purchase help animals?
Yes. A portion of every sale supports pet rescue organizations. Luv the Paw has donated to more than 30 rescues since 2020.

Orders $45+: FREE shipping
Mix and match with apparel to get there.

Orders under $45: $4.95 flat rate

Shipping to Tennessee?
Orders $20+ ship free.

Packed & shipped from Nashville

Ships within: 2–5 business days
Delivery after shipping: Most orders arrive in 2–6 days
Tracking: Emailed when your order ships

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UPS and FedEx Ground and 2-day options are available at checkout.

ALL SALES FINAL

Pet toys, treats, coasters, kitchen towels, bandanas and other accessories and gift items can’t be returned or exchanged. Once it’s been squeaked, sniffed or slobbered on, it’s theirs for life.

Holiday returns: Not available on this item. Our extended holiday return window covers apparel only.

Arrived damaged or wrong? We’ll make it right. Email support@luvthepaw.com within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo.

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