Catnip Dealer Funny Cat Shirt – Cat Mom & Cat Dad T-Shirt
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Every order helps dog and cat rescues. Look good, have a laugh, help your furry friends.
The Catnip Dealer T-Shirt is a funny cat shirt for cat moms and cat dads who run the most trusted supply operation in the house. Your clients are small, furry, and extremely loyal. Payment is accepted in slow blinks and dead bugs on the doormat.
Business is good. Customers come back daily. Some of them at 3 a.m.
Wear it to the vet, the pet store, or anywhere you want a fellow cat person to give you a knowing nod. Everyone else can wonder.
It’s the gift for the cat-obsessed friend whose cat has them on a strict schedule. Every purchase helps fund pet rescues, so more cats find a supplier of their own.
FAQ
Who is the Catnip Dealer shirt for?
Cat moms, cat dads, and anyone whose cat has them wrapped around a very small paw.
Is this a good gift for a cat lover?
Yes. It’s a favorite for birthdays, Christmas, and white elephant swaps with cat people.
How does the Catnip Dealer tee fit?
It’s a unisex retail fit, so it runs true to size with a modern, not boxy, cut. Men who are used to big, boxy shirts should size up.
Does this shirt shrink?
Very little. The fabric is pre-shrunk and a cotton/poly blend, so it keeps its shape wash after wash.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash inside out with like colors, tumble dry low, and don’t iron over the design.
Soft from day one.
Built to stay that way.
We use premium Bella+Canvas 3001 and 3001CVC tees. Your pet has standards. Your shirt should, too.
Incredibly soft. From the first wear.
Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton gives these tees a smooth, soft feel. Think broken-in favorite, without having to break it in.
Good fabric. Easy care.
Our 3001 tees are primarily cotton; 3001CVC tees blend cotton and polyester. The exact blend varies by color. Wash cold and skip the high heat to help keep your tee looking and fitting its best.
Made to last. Wash after wash.
Our premium prints deliver vibrant color and a soft, flexible feel, with designs made to hold up through repeated washing when cared for properly. Because a favorite tee should get plenty of wear.
Keep yours looking its best: wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the design.
Something not holding up as expected? Reach out. We want you to love your shirt for the long haul.
Heads up, guys. This is a slimmer tee.
This is a unisex retail fit with side seams for a modern shape. If you prefer the room of a classic, boxy tee, consider going up one size.
Men
Usually wear a Large in a classic Hanes or Gildan tee? An XL here may give you the room you like. Between sizes? We recommend sizing up.
Women
Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Prefer a closer fit? Consider sizing down.
Your best fit check: Compare the size chart measurements with a tee you already love.
Printed, packaged & shipped by our team in
Nashville, Tennessee.
Orders $45+: FREE shipping
That’s just two tees.
Orders under $45: $4.95 flat rate
Shipping to Tennessee?
Orders $20+ ship free.
Printed, packed & shipped from Nashville
- Ships within: 2–5 business days
- Delivery after shipping: Most orders arrive in 2–6 days
- Tracking: Emailed when your order ships
In a hurry?
UPS and FedEx Ground and 2-day options are available at checkout. Shipping speed is separate from our 2–5 business day printing and packing time.
A little something on us.
Every apparel order includes a free Luv the Paw koozie. You’re welcome.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
We want you to LUV it. If it’s not the one, apparel can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
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