CONK - Cat(s) Only No Kids
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So, we made up a new acronym for a very specific (and fabulous) group of people: CONK. If your life revolves around cats, naps are scheduled around feeding time, and fur on your clothes is just part of the look—this shirt is for you.
Whether you’re a proud DINKWAC (Dual Income. No Kids. With A Cat.) or SINKWAC (Single Income. No Kids. With A Cat.), the CONK tee lets the world know exactly where your priorities lie… and they definitely involve whiskers.
Soft, comfy, and dripping with attitude, this shirt is perfect for errands, coffee runs, lounging at home, or reminding everyone that cats > kids (and your cat agrees). Makes a great gift item for childless Cat Moms and Cat Dads and designed for laughs.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Proudly declares your childfree, cat-obsessed lifestyle
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Guaranteed conversation starter (and a few laughs)
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Comfortable enough for couch cuddles with your cat
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Lets everyone know you’re Team Cats Only
Fit & Fabric
Soft from day one. Built to stay that way.
We use Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 and 3001CVC — not your average giveaway tees.
Incredibly soft — from the first wear
Made with purified Airlume cotton, processed to remove 2.5x more impurities than standard cotton. Super soft and feels like a broken-in favorite, not a stiff new tee.
Minimal shrink. Holds its shape.
Made with a premium CVC cotton/poly blend that’s designed to minimize shrinkage and hold its shape wash after wash. No surprises out of the dryer—just skip the high heat.
Prints that actually last
We use premium full-color heat-applied prints — widely considered the best in the industry. Vibrant, flexible, and built to last; not the kind that flakes off after a few washes. Made with OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified water-based inks, so it’s safer for you and a little easier on the planet.
Sizing
Women
True to size for a relaxed fit. Size down for something more fitted.
Everyone
Unisex sizing. Side-seamed for a modern shape — flattering, not boxy.
SHIPPING
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RETURNS & EXCHANGES
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