Halloween Bite Me Dog Toy
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Finally, someone your dog can tell to “bite me” without making Thanksgiving awkward.
The FuzzYard Bite Me Bone is a Halloween plush dog toy with plenty of attitude and an internal squeaker to back it up. Super-soft polyester makes this spooky bone a fun addition to your pup’s toy basket, whether they’re celebrating Halloween or simply embracing their little monster era.
Designed by FuzzYard’s self-proclaimed mad scientists, it comes in two sizes for your dog’s preferred level of bone-related drama. And when things get slobbery? Toss it in the washing machine. Even monsters deserve clean toys.
The fang-tastic details:
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Super-plush feel: Made from 100% polyester.
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Internal squeaker: Because silent judgment isn’t your dog’s style.
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Machine washable: For the inevitable slobber situation.
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Color-safe, non-toxic and non-allergenic.
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Two sizes: Choose the best fit for your pup.
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Play it safe: Always supervise your dog during playtime. Remove and replace the toy if it becomes damaged or any pieces come loose. Even little monsters need adult supervision.
Sizing:
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Small: 7.4" × 4.7" × 2"
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Large: 11.8" × 7.4" × 2.8"
Treat your little terror to a Halloween dog toy that speaks their language.
Fit & Fabric
Soft from day one. Built to stay that way.
We use Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 and 3001CVC — not your average giveaway tees.
Incredibly soft — from the first wear
Made with purified Airlume cotton, processed to remove 2.5x more impurities than standard cotton. Super soft and feels like a broken-in favorite, not a stiff new tee.
Minimal shrink. Holds its shape.
Made with a premium CVC cotton/poly blend that’s designed to minimize shrinkage and hold its shape wash after wash. No surprises out of the dryer—just skip the high heat.
Prints that actually last
We use premium full-color heat-applied prints — widely considered the best in the industry. Vibrant, flexible, and built to last; not the kind that flakes off after a few washes. Made with OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified water-based inks, so it’s safer for you and a little easier on the planet.
Sizing
Women
True to size for a relaxed fit. Size down for something more fitted.
Everyone
Unisex sizing. Side-seamed for a modern shape — flattering, not boxy.
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