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CONK - Cat(s) Only No Kids

CONK - Cat(s) Only No Kids

Regular price $26.99 USD
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  • Free Returns: 30-day guarantee
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Fit & Fabric

✅ BELLA CANVAS
✅ Retail Fit -
meaning it’s slightly more tailored than boxy basics — slimmer through the body but not tight.
✅ Runs true to size for a fitted—but comfortable—look.
✅ If you prefer a relaxed or casual drape, consider ordering one size up.
Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic Heather and Black Heather CVC: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Designed, printed and packaged in Nashville, TN— because details matter.

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out, with Like Colors.
Hang Dry or Tumble Dry Low
Do Not Iron on Design or Place in a Hot Dryer.
No Dry Cleaning.
Avoid Fabric Softener or Oxy Products.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 1-3 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-7 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns & Refunds

Our goal is for you to LUV your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For inquiries, please contact us at support@luvthepaw.com.


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So, we made up a new acronym for a very specific (and fabulous) group of people: CONK. If your life revolves around cats, naps are scheduled around feeding time, and fur on your clothes is just part of the look—this shirt is for you.

Whether you’re a proud DINKWAC (Dual Income. No Kids. With A Cat.) or SINKWAC (Single Income. No Kids. With A Cat.), the CONK tee lets the world know exactly where your priorities lie… and they definitely involve whiskers.

Soft, comfy, and dripping with attitude, this shirt is perfect for errands, coffee runs, lounging at home, or reminding everyone that cats > kids (and your cat agrees).

Features:

  • Soft, high-quality cotton/poly blend

  • Preshrunk for minimal shrinkage

  • Comfortable, easygoing fit

  • Bold, eye-catching CONK design on the front

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Proudly declares your childfree, cat-obsessed lifestyle

  • Guaranteed conversation starter (and a few laughs)

  • Comfortable enough for couch cuddles with your cat

  • Lets everyone know you’re Team Cats Only