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I Pretend to Like Football

I Pretend to Like Football

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Fit & Fabric

✅ BELLA CANVAS
✅ Retail Fit -
meaning it’s slightly more tailored than boxy basics — slimmer through the body but not tight.
✅ Runs true to size for a fitted—but comfortable—look.
✅ If you prefer a relaxed or casual drape, consider ordering one size up.
Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic Heather and Black Heather CVC: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Designed, Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out, with Like Colors. Nothing says "fashion forward" like faded, mismatched colors and a shirt that's three sizes too small, or maybe it does!? Seriously, don't mix your lights with your darks unless you're into the tie-dye look.

Hang Dry or Tumble Dry Low
Think of it as a spa day for your t-shirt, sweatshirt, or hoodie. No scorching saunas or super-heated yoga sessions, please. Your shirt prefers a gentle breeze instead of a fiery furnace.

Do Not Iron on Design or Place in a Hot Dryer. Let's not turn this into a science experiment. High heat is not your tee’s friend. It's not trying to be a pancake. Respect its boundaries.

No Dry Cleaning. We get it, you're bougie. But this shirt doesn't want to hobnob with chemicals and harsh solvents. Keep it casual and let it breathe.

Avoid Fabric Softener or Oxy Products. These and other additives are not your shirt's crew. It’s more of a lone wolf. It was born wild and free and wishes to remain that way.

Avoid Crowded Closets. Your shirt prefers personal space. So let it hang out, preferably with other cool LTP shirts who understand its vibes.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 1-4 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-7 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to LUV your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at support@luvthepaw.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

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I Pretend to Like Football Just for the Snacks Shirt

Finally, a shirt for the real MVPs of game day – the people who show up for the buffalo chicken dip and stay for the nachos. While everyone else is arguing about fourth down conversions, you're calculating the optimal chip-to-dip ratio.

Printed on premium Bella Canvas tees because your snack dedication deserves quality fabric. Perfect for Super Bowl parties, tailgates, and any gathering where admitting you're only here for the food is somehow controversial.

Great for fellow food enthusiasts who think "quarterback sneak" sounds like a way to grab extra wings when nobody's looking. You're the real winner – you get fed regardless of the score.