I Pretend to Like Football
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I Pretend to Like Football Just for the Snacks Shirt
Finally, a shirt for the real MVPs of game day – the people who show up for the buffalo chicken dip and stay for the nachos. While everyone else is arguing about fourth down conversions, you're calculating the optimal chip-to-dip ratio.
Printed on premium Bella Canvas tees because your snack dedication deserves quality fabric. Perfect for Super Bowl parties, tailgates, and any gathering where admitting you're only here for the food is somehow controversial.
Great for fellow food enthusiasts who think "quarterback sneak" sounds like a way to grab extra wings when nobody's looking. You're the real winner – you get fed regardless of the score.
Premium Quality
We use Bella Canvas tees for ultimate style and comfort, as well as minimal shrinkage.
Unisex Tee:
Our tees are not gender specific and are designed to look awesome on you no matter who you are.
Retail Fit
This means our tees don’t fit like your standard, boxy promo tee. They have a closer fit without being overly tight or restrictive, enhance the wearer's shape and provide a more stylish and fashion-forward aesthetic.
Fabrication:
Solids: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
Ath. Heather and Black Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly
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RETURNS & EXCHANGES
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