In Dog Years, I'm Dead T-Shirt | Funny Dog Mom & Dog Dad Tee
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Add a 2nd tee & shipping's on us. Plus a free koozie, because your cold beverage needs some LUV too!
Every order helps dog and cat rescues. Look good, have a laugh, help your furry friends.
The "In Dog Years, I'm Dead" tee is a funny dog lover t-shirt for anyone doing the math and not loving the answer. You're 52. That's 364 in dog years. You've been gone for centuries. Rest in peace.
Your dog doesn't care how old you are. You're the snack person. That's the whole job. This shirt just says the quiet part out loud, printed on a soft tee that'll outlive us all. Well. Most of us.
Wear it to the dog park. Wear it to your birthday dinner. Wear it when your knees make that sound getting off the couch and the dog looks at you like you're falling apart. Because you are. Lovingly.
It's also the perfect gag gift for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone with a birthday coming up. Nothing says "I love you" like reminding Dad he's technically been dead since the Renaissance.
And here's the part that actually matters: every shirt funds pet rescue. A portion of this sale goes straight to our Rescue of the Month, so your existential crisis literally saves dogs.
Soft from day one.
Built to stay that way.
We use premium Bella+Canvas 3001 and 3001CVC tees. Your pet has standards. Your shirt should, too.
Incredibly soft. From the first wear.
Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton gives these tees a smooth, soft feel. Think broken-in favorite, without having to break it in.
Good fabric. Easy care.
Our 3001 tees are primarily cotton; 3001CVC tees blend cotton and polyester. The exact blend varies by color. Wash cold and skip the high heat to help keep your tee looking and fitting its best.
Made to last. Wash after wash.
Our premium prints deliver vibrant color and a soft, flexible feel, with designs made to hold up through repeated washing when cared for properly. Because a favorite tee should get plenty of wear.
Keep yours looking its best: wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the design.
Something not holding up as expected? Reach out. We want you to love your shirt for the long haul.
Heads up, guys. This is a slimmer tee.
This is a unisex retail fit with side seams for a modern shape. If you prefer the room of a classic, boxy tee, consider going up one size.
Men
Usually wear a Large in a classic Hanes or Gildan tee? An XL here may give you the room you like. Between sizes? We recommend sizing up.
Women
Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Prefer a closer fit? Consider sizing down.
Your best fit check: Compare the size chart measurements with a tee you already love.
Printed, packaged & shipped by our team in
Nashville, Tennessee.
Orders $45+: FREE shipping
That’s just two tees.
Orders under $45: $4.95 flat rate
Shipping to Tennessee?
Orders $20+ ship free.
Printed, packed & shipped from Nashville
- Ships within: 2–5 business days
- Delivery after shipping: Most orders arrive in 2–6 days
- Tracking: Emailed when your order ships
In a hurry?
UPS and FedEx Ground and 2-day options are available at checkout. Shipping speed is separate from our 2–5 business day printing and packing time.
A little something on us.
Every apparel order includes a free Luv the Paw koozie. You’re welcome.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
We want you to LUV it. If it’s not the one, apparel can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
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